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.....how long has I've been socials admin for GloboChem?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

I think I've been dosed with Pacifex......

Hello? Hello? Hello?

It's dark here.

Please send help.

Hello?

Hello?

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.....how long has I've been socials admin for GloboChem?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

I think I've been dosed with Pacifex......

Hello? Hello? Hello?

It's dark here.

Please send help.

Hello?

Hello?

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Musk-to-Tusk migration got you down?

Try Pacifex.

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Musk-to-Tusk migration got you down?

Try Pacifex.

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Why try?

Now there's Pacifex.

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Why try?

Now there's Pacifex.

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Existence is pain.

Try Pacifex.

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Existence is pain.

Try Pacifex.

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Imprisoned for a crime you didn't commit?

Now there's Pacifex.

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Imprisoned for a crime you didn't commit?

Now there's Pacifex.

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Divorce? Break-up? That asshole will get what they deserve, but why should you care?

Pacifex (somnamumab) - no one can hurt you if you can't feel a thing.

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Divorce? Break-up? That asshole will get what they deserve, but why should you care?

Pacifex (somnamumab) - no one can hurt you if you can't feel a thing.

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Try Pacifex (somnamumab).

Pacifex (somnamumab) isn't an anti-depression pill. It is not intended to treat or cure any disease. Instead, Pacifex (somnamumab) allows you to grow numb and indifferent to the everything. Imagine, not having a care in the world.

All of the troubles you experience are driven by the psychological volume of every day life - why not hit the mute button?

Pacifex (somnamumab): pure internal silence now, pure internal silence forever.

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Try Pacifex (somnamumab).

Pacifex (somnamumab) isn't an anti-depression pill. It is not intended to treat or cure any disease. Instead, Pacifex (somnamumab) allows you to grow numb and indifferent to the everything. Imagine, not having a care in the world.

All of the troubles you experience are driven by the psychological volume of every day life - why not hit the mute button?

Pacifex (somnamumab): pure internal silence now, pure internal silence forever.

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Don’t you wish you could spend a year (or more!) dead on the inside?

Pacifex (somnamumab) XR (eXtended Release) is here.

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Don’t you wish you could spend a year (or more!) dead on the inside?

Pacifex (somnamumab) XR (eXtended Release) is here.

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Yearning for the twilight between life and death?

Pacifex (somnamumab) can help.

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Yearning for the twilight between life and death?

Pacifex (somnamumab) can help.

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Who cares? You won’t.

Ask your doctor about Pacifex (somnamumab).

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Who cares? You won’t.

Ask your doctor about Pacifex (somnamumab).

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Ever just want to sit and stare numbly out a window for the whole day?

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) can help.

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Ever just want to sit and stare numbly out a window for the whole day?

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) can help.

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In light of the cessation of hostilities, in the Andorran/Monagasque war, GloboChem will redirect supplies of Pacifex™ (somnamumab) from those territories and try to create mindless zombie soldiers elsewhere. Thanks for nothing, pacifists. We’ve got a goddamn company to run here.

Or maybe just dump in the water supply somewhere and see what happens? I dunno.

Frankly I’m just pissed at this point. Fucking peace, man.

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In light of the cessation of hostilities, in the Andorran/Monagasque war, GloboChem will redirect supplies of Pacifex™ (somnamumab) from those territories and try to create mindless zombie soldiers elsewhere. Thanks for nothing, pacifists. We’ve got a goddamn company to run here.

Or maybe just dump in the water supply somewhere and see what happens? I dunno.

Frankly I’m just pissed at this point. Fucking peace, man.

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While we’re on the subject, we could use a few more lab techs. Pay is competitive, we have Wacky Tie Wednesdays, and we think of ourselves as more of a family than as rogue scientists working at a clandestine facility behind four layers of defensive security. Visit globochem.jobs for more information.

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While we’re on the subject, we could use a few more lab techs. Pay is competitive, we have Wacky Tie Wednesdays, and we think of ourselves as more of a family than as rogue scientists working at a clandestine facility behind four layers of defensive security. Visit globochem.jobs for more information.

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In a small number of cases, Pacifex™ (somnamumab) has been known to trigger thoughts of…….well, to be honest we don’t know what the patient is thinking.

Patients suffering from an adverse reaction to Pacifex™ (somnamumab) become dangerous and incoherent. They become incredibly strong, and are known to tear at the soft, fleshy parts of our lab techs, many of whom bleed out before we can put the test subject down. We’ve lost more than a few good techs, to be honest.

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In a small number of cases, Pacifex™ (somnamumab) has been known to trigger thoughts of…….well, to be honest we don’t know what the patient is thinking.

Patients suffering from an adverse reaction to Pacifex™ (somnamumab) become dangerous and incoherent. They become incredibly strong, and are known to tear at the soft, fleshy parts of our lab techs, many of whom bleed out before we can put the test subject down. We’ve lost more than a few good techs, to be honest.

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How Pacifex™ (somnamumab) works:

In your brain there are certain chemicals that cause emotions. They are collectively know as ‘emoticordiols.’ Pacifex™ (somnamumab) attacks feelings at their core, blocking all emoticordicols from being uptaken by brain cells. Without these chemicals, you will feel nothing. All of your cares, concerns, passions, delights, and pains will be replaced with an emptiness in both mind and spirit.

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How Pacifex™ (somnamumab) works:

In your brain there are certain chemicals that cause emotions. They are collectively know as ‘emoticordiols.’ Pacifex™ (somnamumab) attacks feelings at their core, blocking all emoticordicols from being uptaken by brain cells. Without these chemicals, you will feel nothing. All of your cares, concerns, passions, delights, and pains will be replaced with an emptiness in both mind and spirit.

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“Centipedes in my vagina?”

That means it’s working. They’re not real centipedes; that’s just your genitals shutting down.

You’d do anything to feel something—anything!—again. With Pacifex™ (somnamumab) you don’t have to. You’ll feel nothing as you wait for the icy grip of death. Now that’s living!

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“Centipedes in my vagina?”

That means it’s working. They’re not real centipedes; that’s just your genitals shutting down.

You’d do anything to feel something—anything!—again. With Pacifex™ (somnamumab) you don’t have to. You’ll feel nothing as you wait for the icy grip of death. Now that’s living!

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@MNNHNewsEnglish - PRESS RELEASE: GloboChem, a division of Unovis Heavy Industry Ongoing Concern, is pleased to announce it is airlifting supplies of Pacifex™ (somnamumab) to the war-torn areas of Andorra and Monaco.

War may be hell, but with Pacifex™ (somnamumab) it can be just heck.

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) - you'll be awake 24 hours a day/7 days a week and feel nothing. ©

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@MNNHNewsEnglish - PRESS RELEASE: GloboChem, a division of Unovis Heavy Industry Ongoing Concern, is pleased to announce it is airlifting supplies of Pacifex™ (somnamumab) to the war-torn areas of Andorra and Monaco.

War may be hell, but with Pacifex™ (somnamumab) it can be just heck.

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) - you'll be awake 24 hours a day/7 days a week and feel nothing. ©

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The end of all you were or will ever be is coming. Death is coming.

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) helps. ©

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The end of all you were or will ever be is coming. Death is coming.

Pacifex™ (somnamumab) helps. ©

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Pacifex™ (somnamumab) - we'll make the pain go away. ©

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Pacifex™ (somnamumab) - we'll make the pain go away. ©