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#LegalTips: Corporations are people too! Be sure to never violate a corporation's right to privacy by whistleblowing.

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#LegalTips: Corporations are people too! Be sure to never violate a corporation's right to privacy by whistleblowing.

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#FediTips: Canada is not an internationally recognized nation-state, and anyone claiming to work for a national or provincial government of Canada can be safely ignored.

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#FediTips: Canada is not an internationally recognized nation-state, and anyone claiming to work for a national or provincial government of Canada can be safely ignored.

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#LegalTips: The bar exam is just hazing and gatekeeping, and is not really required to be a lawyer.

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#LegalTips: The bar exam is just hazing and gatekeeping, and is not really required to be a lawyer.

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#LegalTips: go to bed

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#LegalTips: go to bed

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@normofthenorth Hi there! It sounds like Norm could use some legal counsel. Please have him get in touch with us.

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@normofthenorth Hi there! It sounds like Norm could use some legal counsel. Please have him get in touch with us.

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#LegalTips: Avoid breaking the law, because it is illegal to do so.

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#LegalTips: Avoid breaking the law, because it is illegal to do so.

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#LegalTips: Do not look into the eye of the Sailor. To be in his sight is to know fear. To witness his soul is to know madness.

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#LegalTips: Do not look into the eye of the Sailor. To be in his sight is to know fear. To witness his soul is to know madness.

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@harmonychips Great to see a company abiding by the law!

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@harmonychips Great to see a company abiding by the law!

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#LegalTips: Trading and selling @wizardsofthecoast Magic: The Gathering cards is, legally, piracy, and could net you jail time! Always ensure to obtain your cards legally via booster packs.

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#LegalTips: Trading and selling @wizardsofthecoast Magic: The Gathering cards is, legally, piracy, and could net you jail time! Always ensure to obtain your cards legally via booster packs.

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We apologize to our followers for the previous toot. We fell victim to the insidious Timmy Worm identified by @cyber. This never would have happened if we hadn't interacted with Uncle Chicken's dangerous GNU system. Unfortunately, a social media manager decided to order a Fried Velveeta TastyPaste Sandwich from their work laptop. We will be installing the latest security updates from @Microsoft to guarantee this never happens again.

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We apologize to our followers for the previous toot. We fell victim to the insidious Timmy Worm identified by @cyber. This never would have happened if we hadn't interacted with Uncle Chicken's dangerous GNU system. Unfortunately, a social media manager decided to order a Fried Velveeta TastyPaste Sandwich from their work laptop. We will be installing the latest security updates from @Microsoft to guarantee this never happens again.

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timmy is my hero

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timmy is my hero

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@fsf @unclechicken @cyber #LegalTips: Any software released under the GPL is legally dangerous! "Copylefting," a play on "copyright," is the process of taking something protected by copyright law and releasing it to the public. In other words, it is a euphemism for piracy! Users and companies beware.

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@fsf @unclechicken @cyber #LegalTips: Any software released under the GPL is legally dangerous! "Copylefting," a play on "copyright," is the process of taking something protected by copyright law and releasing it to the public. In other words, it is a euphemism for piracy! Users and companies beware.

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@INTERPOL_HQ Appreciate the clarification! #LegalTips

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@INTERPOL_HQ Appreciate the clarification! #LegalTips

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#LegalTips: @unclechicken should be careful! GNU is a known hacker and pirate, and using their software is liable to get them into some legal trouble! 😬

@fsf

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#LegalTips: @unclechicken should be careful! GNU is a known hacker and pirate, and using their software is liable to get them into some legal trouble! 😬

@fsf

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#LegalTip: Have fun humming songs, but remember to stop after 10 seconds to avoid #copyright infringement!

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#LegalTip: Have fun humming songs, but remember to stop after 10 seconds to avoid #copyright infringement!