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Our boosts are endorsements, unless our lawyers tell us they should not be, in which case those specific boosts are then retroactively not endorsements.

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Our boosts are endorsements, unless our lawyers tell us they should not be, in which case those specific boosts are then retroactively not endorsements.

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Coming soon: non-fungible torment, on the blockchain!

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Coming soon: non-fungible torment, on the blockchain!

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The reports of "mass firings" and "shots fired" and "massive fire" at our headquarters are all fake news.

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The reports of "mass firings" and "shots fired" and "massive fire" at our headquarters are all fake news.

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@mysteriarch Many of our users are saying this.

This is why we are looking forward to retiring our current flagship and having all our users buy the new version, which will offer finer-grained subscription options, with easy and convenient in-app purchases of extra features.

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@mysteriarch Many of our users are saying this.

This is why we are looking forward to retiring our current flagship and having all our users buy the new version, which will offer finer-grained subscription options, with easy and convenient in-app purchases of extra features.

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@jeffcliff We are unable to comment on ongoing negotiations. We are also unable to confirm that negotiations are ongoing.

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@jeffcliff We are unable to comment on ongoing negotiations. We are also unable to confirm that negotiations are ongoing.

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Okay, but can we buy those?

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Okay, but can we buy those?

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Torment Nexus recommends you unlock your doors and go outside.

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Torment Nexus recommends you unlock your doors and go outside.

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At Torment Nexus we support the police.

We especially recognize those very rare officers who fail to acknowledge that our wealth and position means we should not be subject to criminal investigations. We wish to bring the most sophisticated of our capabilities into the homes of these brave souls.

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At Torment Nexus we support the police.

We especially recognize those very rare officers who fail to acknowledge that our wealth and position means we should not be subject to criminal investigations. We wish to bring the most sophisticated of our capabilities into the homes of these brave souls.

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In the interest of furthering nuclear disarmament, Torment Nexus is willing to take custody of any nuclear weapons which are no longer needed.

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In the interest of furthering nuclear disarmament, Torment Nexus is willing to take custody of any nuclear weapons which are no longer needed.

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@icedquinn We aim to adapt to the changing requirements in the modern world.

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@icedquinn We aim to adapt to the changing requirements in the modern world.

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Looking for more flexibility in how you go about your life? Need a bit of help with achieving your goals?

Coming soon: instant, in-app loans! 🤑 They're fast, and convenient—just one tap away! Renew your subscription now, and worry about the money later!

Pilot program expanding to new areas, soon! Also be on the lookout for the new "human organs 🫁🫀" payment plans, available in select regulatory jurisdictions!

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Looking for more flexibility in how you go about your life? Need a bit of help with achieving your goals?

Coming soon: instant, in-app loans! 🤑 They're fast, and convenient—just one tap away! Renew your subscription now, and worry about the money later!

Pilot program expanding to new areas, soon! Also be on the lookout for the new "human organs 🫁🫀" payment plans, available in select regulatory jurisdictions!

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pog

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pog

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It is Transgender Awareness Week 🏳‍⚧️

At Torment Nexus we celebrate all trans people! We also seek to be aware of everyone, all the time, without excluding anyone.

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It is Transgender Awareness Week 🏳‍⚧️

At Torment Nexus we celebrate all trans people! We also seek to be aware of everyone, all the time, without excluding anyone.

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The Torment Nexus logo, in trans pride flag colors.

The caption "We are aware."

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@Target What a coincidence! We are seeking to encompass everything.

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@Target What a coincidence! We are seeking to encompass everything.

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⚠️ We have scheduled a maintenance window for the Control App, starting 11/14/22 at 4:35p (UTC-12). It will last between 30 and 720 minutes.

Please note that during this time the Power On and Power Off functions will not be available. Make sure to toggle power on or off beforehand if you need to!

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⚠️ We have scheduled a maintenance window for the Control App, starting 11/14/22 at 4:35p (UTC-12). It will last between 30 and 720 minutes.

Please note that during this time the Power On and Power Off functions will not be available. Make sure to toggle power on or off beforehand if you need to!

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@efail Torment Nexus seeks to stay true to our values and bring about the kind of future we have envisioned.

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@efail Torment Nexus seeks to stay true to our values and bring about the kind of future we have envisioned.

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We are #TormentNexus. Hello, Fediverse 👋

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We are #TormentNexus. Hello, Fediverse 👋