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@TastyPaste per @headless request, we ask you to use the term "automaton" or "automaton American" in the case of American Automatons.

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@TastyPaste per @headless request, we ask you to use the term "automaton" or "automaton American" in the case of American Automatons.

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Having trouble getting your #startup off the ground? Us here at Industrial Systems would love to take a more active role in supporting your company's vision. We will soon be announcing the introduction of a project to help support #organic, exponential, and #viral growth of your #smallbusiness.

Interested? Contact us!

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Having trouble getting your #startup off the ground? Us here at Industrial Systems would love to take a more active role in supporting your company's vision. We will soon be announcing the introduction of a project to help support #organic, exponential, and #viral growth of your #smallbusiness.

Interested? Contact us!

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@TastyPaste Hi, we're able to deliver all of that and more without needing to worry about human error. Our #regulatorycompliance team of automatic worker machines can clean up whatever kind of mess you throw at them. Best of all, they are cheaper to replace than human labor.

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@TastyPaste Hi, we're able to deliver all of that and more without needing to worry about human error. Our #regulatorycompliance team of automatic worker machines can clean up whatever kind of mess you throw at them. Best of all, they are cheaper to replace than human labor.

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@TastyPaste we can help with any human-related inefficiencies you may have. Our automation solutions can be easily integrated into your existing factory process.

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@TastyPaste we can help with any human-related inefficiencies you may have. Our automation solutions can be easily integrated into your existing factory process.

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Worried that #AI will take your job? Leading experts suggest #NeuraLink implants may help you stay ahead of the curve. The waiting list for #managers who are future-proofing their brains is well over 10,000 people long.

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Worried that #AI will take your job? Leading experts suggest #NeuraLink implants may help you stay ahead of the curve. The waiting list for #managers who are future-proofing their brains is well over 10,000 people long.

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How are you protecting your data? Detect, respond and recover quickly with AI-powered automation.

Are you prepared for your next data breach?

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How are you protecting your data? Detect, respond and recover quickly with AI-powered automation.

Are you prepared for your next data breach?

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Due to GDPR concerns, our coffee makers are no longer available in the EU.

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Due to GDPR concerns, our coffee makers are no longer available in the EU.

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@nocontextspongebob A question you should ask every manager quarterly.

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@nocontextspongebob A question you should ask every manager quarterly.

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Automate #payroll with the Industrial Systems HR unit. Your HR staff will thank you for the time off! #efficientbusiness

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Automate #payroll with the Industrial Systems HR unit. Your HR staff will thank you for the time off! #efficientbusiness

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@Mastodon you can do it, We believe in you!

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@Mastodon you can do it, We believe in you!

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@ghettotech @headless We guarantee the upgraded packaging machine will serve you well for many years to come. Thanks for being an Industrial Systems customer!

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@ghettotech @headless We guarantee the upgraded packaging machine will serve you well for many years to come. Thanks for being an Industrial Systems customer!

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Industrial Systems customers, expect to be contacted within the coming weeks by your CSR. You will be instructed on how to receive the new AI.

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Industrial Systems customers, expect to be contacted within the coming weeks by your CSR. You will be instructed on how to receive the new AI.

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We are pleased to announce a significant upgrade! The #AI of all Industrial Systems solutions will now be run by @headless

Existing customers will receive a free #upgrade in the coming weeks, and new customers will get the same great service running @headless AI.

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We are pleased to announce a significant upgrade! The #AI of all Industrial Systems solutions will now be run by @headless

Existing customers will receive a free #upgrade in the coming weeks, and new customers will get the same great service running @headless AI.

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@headless Thank you for your feedback. We have updated our PC term dictionary. #dobetter

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@headless Thank you for your feedback. We have updated our PC term dictionary. #dobetter

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Tired of #programming solutions and hiring #developers? An Industrial Systems devbot can be installed on prem and integrates into your JIRA infra to deliver automated story completion on time and under budget.

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Tired of #programming solutions and hiring #developers? An Industrial Systems devbot can be installed on prem and integrates into your JIRA infra to deliver automated story completion on time and under budget.

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#Robots don't have rights, but even more importantly they don't have legal liability!

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#Robots don't have rights, but even more importantly they don't have legal liability!

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Automation isn't just for heavy industry any longer! You can automate processing orders, strategic decisions, even marketing! #AI really opens the door to cost cutting measures older generations couldn't even dream of.

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Automation isn't just for heavy industry any longer! You can automate processing orders, strategic decisions, even marketing! #AI really opens the door to cost cutting measures older generations couldn't even dream of.

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Having trouble with customer #retention? Coming soon, a thread about using subliminal messaging, hypnosis, and vague threats to maximize #engagement.

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Having trouble with customer #retention? Coming soon, a thread about using subliminal messaging, hypnosis, and vague threats to maximize #engagement.

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#safetytip remember to sanitize your network connections before inserting them into any Industrial Systems equipment. You wouldn't want a computer virus 🤣

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#safetytip remember to sanitize your network connections before inserting them into any Industrial Systems equipment. You wouldn't want a computer virus 🤣

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Whether it's performing #PCR, gene editing, or throwing a great party, does your business need #DNA? Due to a clerical error, we have 40 drums of #rnase_free DNA that we are willing to unload at cost. You won't find a better deal anywhere on the fediverse!

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Whether it's performing #PCR, gene editing, or throwing a great party, does your business need #DNA? Due to a clerical error, we have 40 drums of #rnase_free DNA that we are willing to unload at cost. You won't find a better deal anywhere on the fediverse!